it’s almost christmas time, so alex and venus were at walmart for supplies! tim had planned a sort of “secret santa” thing for the friend group, and alex and venus were going to make crafts for the others. “hey alex, im gonna go get wrapping paper, bye. please dont like kill anyone or anything…” that sounded easy enough, so alex went to go look at the party supplies for decorations for their bunk at the school. a while ago the people who actually lived at the school assigned themselves bunks, and alex wanted some swag for theirs. they were looking at the balloons on display when they noticed that one of them was behaving weirdly compared to the others. “hmm. that one isnt floating as high as the others, might as well take it down and- WHAT THE FUCK?!!” when they took down the balloon, they had discovered a human head inside of the balloon, split down the middle like a halfway-zipped zipper. the blood of the unfortunate victim coated the inside of the balloon, and the head was so disfigured that alex could barely tell if it was male or female. they had to use all of thier strength to stop themselves from throwing up and/or fainting. “ALEX? ARE YOU OKAY?! I HEARD YOU SCREAM FROM LIKE HALFWAY ACROSS THE STORE.” “yeah im fine I just accidentially discovered a human head inside of a balloon.” “you… you WHAT?!” it was at this point when venus actually took the time to look at alex. they were holding a balloon with a head in it, and it was absolutley fucking disgusting. “lets get out of here before anyone else notices…” venus spoke, hushed so nobody would notice what they were doing. so venus put the head inside of her backpack, and they absolutley booked it to the police station. “venus, don’t tell anyone about this except the cops and keep the head in pristine condition okay? I’ve watched enough crime shows to know how this works.” “I’m not gonna question how you know that but okay.” once they got to the police station, they had to tell the police what happened. “officers? my friend over here found a human head inside of a balloon at walmart.” she looked over at the specimen and alex was holding it and almost looked… happy? “alex why the FUCK are you smiling.” “I dont think anyones ever done this before!” “…okay……” “Girls, can you please fill out these forms for us? and alex, please hand over the head.” “im not a girl, but fine.” Alex remarked. they handed over the head and it made a grueling wet sound when it landed in the officers hand.